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If there are any cardinals or those who know them reading this. Please do not settle and vote for a candidate that you do not believe is the right one. I know most Cardinals want to do God's will and desire to listen to the Holy Spirit. I would rather have a conclave that goes until the Solemnity of the Assumption than for the Church to be saddled with a impotent or capricious leader. The faithful are praying for you and do not abandon your conscience just to go along with everyone else.

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Cranberry Chuck's avatar

Little-Known Cardinal's Rights that Cardinal Becciu wants restored:

#6: First dibs on leftover pasta.

#5: Use of Vatican's Costco card when visiting the U.S.

#4: Wear a special "Conclave Zuchetto" with cup holders, drinking straw, and (Cardinal Bishops only) bluetooth speaker.

#3: Can cut to the front of any queue of non-Cardinals by "bonking" the other queue members on the head with his crozier while shouting "Heretic!"

#2: Opening a Vatican Bank account rewarded with a free toaster - and a soft loan of 125,000 Euros to the relative of his choice.

#1: 20 cans per month of Holy Father's signature "sheep scent" Axe body spray.

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