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Marial Arnold's avatar

The end of the International Eucharistic Congress sounds absolutely amazing. I'm glad JD was wrong.

Evan Cowie's avatar

Speaking of Quito, did you find any Quito-bricks there?

Lisa C's avatar

I will confirm for Ed that JD’s ditty is a real song. But I must have learned the PG-13 version because I’ve always sung “the monkey, he got drunk, and fell on the elephant’s trunk.”

And I’m shocked to learn that a man as cultured as Ed is unacquainted with Cake.

Philip's avatar

[JD's dad] "he had this, the only thing you could call it is a garrot really. This metal wire...wrapped around his fist, because we walked around some pretty bad neighborhoods at night."

- He's a Steelers fan. It's instinctual, like how Eagles fans carry batteries in their pockets to throw at people.

(Please don't hurt me Steelers and Eagles fans. It's just a small joke.)

Patrick Fasano's avatar

So, The Pillar sports column when?

Corbie's avatar

The way I learned it was, “The monkey he got drunk and sat there n the elephant’s trunk…”